The Adventures of Reza Shadey

Reza Shadey, a fluffy Persian cat character from The Adventures of Reza Shadey bedtime stories

Story 71B: Reza Shadey and the Valid Allergic Experience of Aunt Mildred

(Sensitivity-Reader Approved • Trauma-Informed • Now With 100% Less Chaos)

The doorbell rang, not with a jarring buzz, but with a gentle, mindfulness-approved chime - "Ding... breathe... dong..." - which Mrs Higgins had recently installed because sudden noises can be triggering for guests with high-sensitivity auditory processing needs, and also because her yoga teacher said doorways hold trauma.

Reza Shadey, a proudly body-positive feline of considerable carriage, was engaged in a restorative mid-morning nap.

Upon hearing the chime, his natural instinct - the instinct of a fierce, territorial predator - kicked in.

He leaped up, puffed out his chest, and prepared to intimidate the intruder.

"HISS!" he spat, arching his back. "Begone! I am the Emperor of this Hallway!"

Usually, this would earn him a scolding, which Reza secretly enjoyed because it confirmed his status as a Bad Boy.

But today, Mrs Higgins did not scold.

She looked at him with moist, pitying eyes.

"Oh, Reza", she whispered, kneeling to his level to gently dismantle the power hierarchy. "I see your big feelings. I hear your aggression. And I validate that you are feeling unsafe right now."

Reza froze.

"Unsafe?"

He wasn't unsafe.

He was the danger.

He attempted to swipe at her ankle to restore the correct narrative.

"Thank you for setting that boundary", Mrs Higgins said soothingly, stepping gracefully out of range. "Your somatic response suggests you're feeling overstimulated. Let's try to co-regulate."

She leaned in slightly. "Your anger is welcome here."

Then she quietly jotted something in her feelings journal titled Reza's Journey.

Before Reza could launch a second attack, he was gently scooped up - not roughly, but with a kind of relentless tenderness - and carried away from the action. He wasn't being thrown out; he was being "removed from the situation for his own emotional well-being."

The visitor, it turned out, was Aunt Mildred - an elderly individual whose lived experience included severe allergies and a valid preference for canine companions.

"Beatrice", she said, practising careful nasal breathing. "The air quality here is unfortunately not accessible to my particular respiratory requirements."

"I hold space for that", Mrs Higgins replied warmly. "Reza is currently in the Decompression Zone working through some overstimulation. We shall respect his need for distance."

Reza was deposited in the utility room.

The door was left ajar - because closed doors are exclusionary - but a baby gate was installed.

He paced furiously.

He wanted to sneeze on the aunt.

He wanted to rub his dander on her tweed.

He wanted, above all, to be a nuisance.

He saw Tiger bouncing past in the garden and let out a mighty, rebellious yowl.

"MEEEEOOOOW! RELEASE ME! I CHOOSE CHAOS!"

Mrs Higgins appeared almost immediately.

"Good job using your voice, Reza! It's so brave of you to vocalise your distress. Keep self-soothing."

She placed a bowl of plain, organic, gut-friendly broth beside him.

"Here is some gentle nourishment. No stimulating crunchies today."

Reza stared at the broth.

He wanted the crunchy, unhealthy, E-number-filled biscuits he usually stole.

But there were none.

There was only wellness.

Later, Aunt Mildred sat peacefully in the garden.

Reza watched through the window, his spirit slowly compressing under the weight of so much understanding. He pawed at the glass, desperate to knock over something - anything - just to feel a sense of purpose.

Mrs Higgins followed his gaze.

"Look, Aunt Mildred", she said softly. "Reza is observing us. He's learning to de-centre himself from the narrative. It's wonderful progress."

Reza slid slowly down the glass.

He couldn't fight it.

Every act of rebellion was interpreted as a cry for help.

Every hiss was met with calm affirmation.

He was trapped in a perfectly supportive environment.

Reza watched Aunt Mildred leave without a single sneeze.

Mrs Higgins knelt beside him and stroked him gently.

"Reza, I'm so proud of you for choosing non-participation over harm. You've really grown."

She did not open the salmon tin.

Instead, she placed a small portion of diet food in front of him.

"Portion control is self-care, sweetheart."

Reza stared at the bowl.

Then at the closed fridge.

Then at the empty garden, where Aunt Mildred had sat, untouched and entirely unbothered.

For the first time in his magnificent life, Reza Shadey had been out-validated.

He curled into a tight, furious ball on his heated bed and seethed in complete, well-supported silence.

Somewhere in the distance, a dog barked.

"It sounded... understanding", he thought.

A very important message from Mrs Higgins: All bodies are valid. All allergies are valid. And sometimes, the kindest thing we can do is give each other a little space - even when it's difficult.

Night night. Stay hydrated and choose growth.